chalkywhitestophat. 1:36 Thu Aug 27
While i was waiting at the traffic lights...
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Noticed in my rear view mirror,this woman having a good pick in both nostrils,then wipe it on her steering wheel.
Classy.
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MrCrowmanSir
7:13 Thu Aug 27
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Quite often pick my nose whilst driving.
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Far Cough
4:34 Thu Aug 27
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I bet it was rammed with peanuts
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Aalborg Hammer
4:24 Thu Aug 27
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Far Cough - I would hope front to back ,mind
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Far Cough
4:17 Thu Aug 27
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At least she had the good sense to wipe her arse
Der dirty fucking cow
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Aalborg Hammer
4:16 Thu Aug 27
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My mate’s old man was a cabbie (black cab-knowledge) and he lived up in Willesden.
About three o’clock one morning, he called it a day and headed home.
A young woman flagged him down in Bond Street and she wanted to go to Swiss Cottage.
Whenever he finished his shift, he’d check the back of the cab for lost property etc.so he knew it was clean and empty
He dropped this bird off ,she’d been very chatty and as he put it ‘good company’ on the trip back.
When he got home,he found a large Richard and a pile of tissue paper in the back – charmed,I’m sure.
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BarkingMadHammer
2:40 Thu Aug 27
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I once knew a chick who took one in the pink and then one in the stink !!!
good girl ;o)
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Far Cough
2:38 Thu Aug 27
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A mate of mine (Gooner), fell asleep on the way back from some northern shithole, when his other Gooner mates wiped bogies all over his arms, by the time he got back to London, he looked like an Ebola victim
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Poplar Iron
2:34 Thu Aug 27
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Cant even exaggerate this...
Tues morning 6.30am hit the back of a jam on the M25...saw a Volvo XE90 hazards on in the hard shoulder ahead...as we all crawled past, in full view there's a bloke in his 50's crouched on the grass verge having a Macca, toilet paper flying everywhere...worst still his wife standing there waiting with a doggie poop-bag ready to clear up!!
Now we're been caught desperate, but this f*cker did it at J17 where he could have pulled off
ruined my day
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chim chim cha boo
2:12 Thu Aug 27
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Worst 'I've passed my driving test and mum's put me on her insurance' Zoltaneering attempt ever.
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Grumpster
1:59 Thu Aug 27
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I was on the Central Line once and some bird done an almighty sneeze that resulted in her hands being absolutely covered in ecto-plasm.
She calmly just wiped them on the hand pole in the middle of the carriage and got off of the tube.
Was slowly dribbling down it for the rest of my journey while I watched in amusement as people almost stuck their pinkies on it.
Some people are just filthy Bastards.
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icwhs
1:59 Thu Aug 27
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young woody 1:58 Thu Aug 27
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ag ag ag
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young woody
1:58 Thu Aug 27
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icwhs 1:56 Thu Aug 27
Nope citren C3
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icwhs
1:56 Thu Aug 27
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young woody 1:47 Thu Aug 27
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Always do that when I drive, normally eat it though .
You obviously drive a pedal car then..usually boys stop doing that when they reach the ripe old age of 4
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BRANDED
1:54 Thu Aug 27
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I like to flick it at any other person in the car. It sets a good tone for the journey and instigates a healthy discussion.
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BarkingMadHammer
1:51 Thu Aug 27
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whilst sitting in a minicab one summers eve , driving over Plaistow station , I saw a large African lady pull her trousers down and pee (in broad day light) on the pavement ?!?!?!
True story !
At least go and find a tree or a bush to be mildly discreet ?
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young woody
1:47 Thu Aug 27
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Always do that when I drive, normally eat it though .
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Coffee
1:47 Thu Aug 27
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LJC 1:38 Thu Aug 27
Generous.
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Nurse Ratched
1:38 Thu Aug 27
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Never happened.
Go and read a book if you're bored. What you have done here is childish.
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icwhs
1:38 Thu Aug 27
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And you thought we'd be interested?
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LJC
1:38 Thu Aug 27
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B+ Could improve.
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